He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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