like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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