Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
Randomize
