I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Randomize
