Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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