I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
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Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
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You cant use biscuit as a chaser
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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