Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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