Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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