In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
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after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
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My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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