Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Randomize
