suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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