google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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