now i know why i became what i already was.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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