You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
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We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
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her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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