I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
she peed on how many people?
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
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