he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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