I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
i think i have two assholes
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
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just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Houston, we have a squirter
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
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Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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