Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
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Don't EVER smell your tampon
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
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I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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