I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
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I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
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Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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