That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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