i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
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She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
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Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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