Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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