A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
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There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
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Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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