Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
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dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
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On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
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