so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
ugly people sure do ruin things
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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