Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
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he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
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How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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