That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Every concussion has its silver lining
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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