Little spoons don't ask big questions
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
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they call him Oral-B. enough said
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
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Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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