My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
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