ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
Randomize