I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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