i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
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