at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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