I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
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No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
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I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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