You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
In America we eat man semen.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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