hotel room ftw
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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