About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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