yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
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It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
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I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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