Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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