You're so nebulous sometimes
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
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