We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
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Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
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Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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