awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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