Whod you bang
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
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Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
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Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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