rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
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Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
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When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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