On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING