This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
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Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
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And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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