god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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