If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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