Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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