hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
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I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
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I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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