nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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