gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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