As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
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I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
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Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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