sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I just blew my weed a kiss
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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