i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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