maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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