Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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