it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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