Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
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I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
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All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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