I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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